The Dangers of Google

Having a lazy day, wanting to act like a slug and just sit in front of the computer with a cup of tea and a muffin? Be afraid, very afraid because this action could cause some really bad things to happen.
Sometimes I will do Google searches to see who in the world has the same name as people I know, or if people I know are really psycho killers in disguise. The latest searches has discovered that this woman who I really can't stand has been married several times and has another child I didn't know about.....biatch
I discovered that I sell real estate in Las Vegas, that I am a vice president of a huge company, and I have a Phd in some kind of human studies.
The most shocking of these searches recently exposed my daughter as a Porn Star!!!!
I almost fell off my chair when I started reading what my daughter did in a secret life. I took great lengths to name my child, to make sure she didn't have PMS initials, that her name couldn't be made fun of.......DAMMIT anyway

So I would suggest to you all that you do a Google search on the ones you love and check out their mystery lives.................